If I'm part of an ethnic group that's less than 2% of the population how can we possibly gain control? We'd need to create allies. The majority we're up against are real capitalists, in fact they built their booming economy by inventing and manufacturing just about everything in the last century. We are more 'anti-capitalism' so we created unions. Now they all vote with us so they can make more money and not work as hard as their non-union neighbors. Another large group we recruited was Afro-Americans. We ran the Civil Rights movement, got them all sorts of programs, encouraged their population boom and now they are voting with us.

Without much opposition we were able to buy up just about all of their information sources. We have our people writing and producing most of the news, movies, magazines, books, TV shows and reviews. Now our liberal fringe ideas are considered 'Politically Correct'. Lots of our award winning shows and articles (we control the awards, of course) work in a little bit about how bad our government, corporations and 'narrow minded white men' are and how really great and misunderstood gays, immigrants and minorities are. Our people run the public broadcasting, schools and universities making sure no alternative message gets through.

We had it made for a while. Then Limbaugh slipped through somehow. We got a book out as fast as we could -'Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot'. That's the kind of attack we use. Ann Coulter is stupid. O'Reilly is stupid. We do our best to control the Internet and soon hope to shut down what we consider 'hate' sites. No, not the DailyKos, that's good hate. Google is ours and we have so many rabid bloggers you'd think we were the majority in this 'democracy'.

Our history with other host countries hasn't been that good. When we got a good foothold here we finally had the power to create a homeland of our own. A safe place we couldn't be thrown out of when we get 'found out'. We got the 'Real Americans' to pay for it by tying it in with their Christianity and 'stability in the middle east'. Three billion a year and anyone in government who questions it finds their opponent supported by our huge lobby.

We recruit any 'Real American' types we can to be our puppets. They make a lot of money if they behave. Some of our favorites are Al Gore, Katie Couric, and any actors who want to work.

This country has really been a cakewalk. 'Real Americans' were so caring and moral they accepted all our schemes to buy voters using their tax dollars. More programs to help minorities and immigrants. They've seen nothing but positive portrayals from us so 'sure'.

But we may have milked them dry now. They seemed to have an endless supply of riches from their inventive creativity and hard work. A few of those early heroes like Henry Ford and Charles Lindbergh tried to warn them about us. We sued and wrote negative stuff about them. That's worked very well for us. Like Joe McCarthy, ever seen anything positive about him? Okay only from Ann Coulter. She's stupid.